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Rosenstock-The Real Story

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The Real Rosenstock Story

Research into the Rosenstock 2011 archives has revealed what these people were really saying when they had their photo taken.

"I think I can get this clock running again, JP."

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"Gosh that's an interesting story Vandy."

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"Do you have a little boo-boo on your leg?"

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"Beam me up Scottie! "

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"Well, Adrian, MY ballerina teacher says fingers

should be pointed DOWN! "

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"Wow, Vandy!! GREAT backflip!! "

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"Did you ever see my grizzly bear impersonation? "

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"Folks, I like to start every ranch party by

reciting the Gettysburg Address."

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"Cliff, you shoot that fly in his left eye and I'll get the right eye."

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"I agree Stretch. Those Sesame Street word puzzles

can be really challenging. "

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"You think I'm gonna' let HER keep score!!"

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"I wish I had the energy to zip up my fly."

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"Can you tell if Margaret's looking?"

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"A boo-boo on your ear is NOT a laughing matter!"

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"You know Jimmy, you would think that at least one

of these people could carry a tune."

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"Rex, did anyone ever tell you you look a lot like

Tom Cruise in those sun glasses."

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"So here we have our standard release form for the weekend."

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"Well,that'll show Harry and Ross who's the boss around here."

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"I think we can finish both cans before anyone notices, Lynn."

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"Can someone PLEASE tell me what's going on here?"

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"Who says I can't even shoot myself in the foot?"

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"Do you think that they'll go home if we pretend we aren't here?"

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"Think they're ready for my bubble dance, Lewie?"

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